Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Are we still banned from the library?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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