It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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