Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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