do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dick very happy bro
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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