That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
