Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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