So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He shit in the fireplace
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
