Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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