Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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