I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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