no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
