Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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