So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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