how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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