I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He shit in the fireplace
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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