I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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