We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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