Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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