I smell stomach acid.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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