Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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