whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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