I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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