ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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