They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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