high people should be assigned attendants
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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