how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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