And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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