so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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