Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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