I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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