I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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