i don't like sucking hair
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
no, he came in my armpit
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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