I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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