i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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