dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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