I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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