i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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