Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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