see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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