If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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