I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Shame - the story of my life.
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