Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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