He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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