when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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