Yo dont text me then not text me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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