YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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