Soap is not a condiment
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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