She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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