i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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