ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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